The Villain

Kirk Douglas

Cactus Jack

Ann-Margret

Charming Jones

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Handsome Stranger

Paul Lynde

Nervous Elk

Foster Brooks

Bank Clerk

Ruth Buzzi

Damsel in Distress

Jack Elam

Avery Simpson

Strother Martin

Parody Jones

Robert Tessier

Mashing Finger

Mel Tillis

Telegraph Agent

Laura Lizer Sommers

Working Girl

Ray Bickel

Man

Jan Eddy

Sheriff

Mel Todd

Conductor

Jim Anderson

Bartender

Ed Little

Little Man in Bar

Dick Dickinson

Man in Bar

Richard Brewer

Man in Bar

Charles Haigh

Salesman

Ron Duffy

Salesman

Earl W. Smith

Salesman

Mike Cerre

Salesman

Lee Davis

Salesman

Dick Armstrong

Ticket Agent