Screwed

Norm Macdonald

Willard Fillmore

Dave Chappelle

Rusty P. Hayes

Danny DeVito

Grover Cleaver

Elaine Stritch

Miss Crock

Daniel Benzali

Detective Tom Dewey

Sherman Hemsley

Chip Oswald

Sarah Silverman

Hillary

Malcolm Stewart

Roger

Lochlyn Munro

Officer Richardson

Brent Butt

Buddy

Anthony Harrison

Buddy

Brian Arnold

News Anchorman

Lorena Gale

Angry Momma

Mark Acheson

Mr. Kettle

Ken Kirzinger

Cop

Camille Sullivan

Flower Shop Clerk

Tom Heaton

Morgue Janitor

Tygh Runyan

Cussing Guy

April Telek

News Reporter