Monaco Forever

Charles Pitt

Michael

Martha Ferris

Linda

Jean-Claude Van Damme

Gay Karate Man

Sydney Lassick

American Tourist

Michelle Bauer

Nazi Woman

Clement von Franckenstein

B.B.C. Broadcaster

Shawn Southwick

Rich Lady

Danièle Romer

Trollop Two

Nancy Brock

Trollop One

Angelini Bandini

Italian Daughter

Mrs. Nardini

Italian Mother

Bill White

Hobo

Nancy Zinzell

Hedi (Fräulein)

Giselle Tsobanian

Fisherwoman

Yaffa Sharir

Fisherwoman's Friend

Joey D. Vieira

Narrator (as Joey Vieira)